Citizen of the week.

I have heard some pretty whacky stories of people's actions, but there are some that still surprise you and make you think "wtf?"

Take this woman for example. Her name... Michelle Allen, a 32 year
old woman from Ohio.



What's her story, you ask?

On Sept. 27th, 2008, Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after she was caught impeding traffic and chasing children. It has been reported that Allen had been hired to wear the costume to advertise for a local "haunted trail" theme park, but left the job to go on a drinking binge.

The drunken 32-year-old even urinated on a neighbor's front garden and asked people to 'suck my udders.'

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"Michelle is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least," he told the New York Post.

But when she was taken to jail she really put her foot and mouth in it when she started shouting at other inmates telling them to "suck her udders."

Police said that the cow suit was all she had on and had to take her mugshot while she was still wearing it.

And as that was her only form of attire she had to go to court wearing the ridiculous outfit.

The judge said "We get people dressed in various attire when they're in court. But this was a first, someone dressed as a cow."

Talk about a new case of Mad Cow disease.